Sunday, January 30, 2011
BLUE - UK EUROVISION CATASTROPHE!
A day of mourning has been announced in the UK following the tragic news that former boy band Blue will be representing the UK in this years Eurovision Song Contest in Germany later this year.
The BBC announced the tragic news earlier this evening. David Cameron and George Osborne have cut short their visit to the Davos economic forum and are considering entering themselves as they believe they can do a better job.
Downing Street have confirmed that due to the selection of Blue, Eurovsion 2011 has been cancelled and May 14th will instead be a day of national mourning.
Sky News reporter (right wing rebel) Kay Burley has reported, "everyone's looking very blue following the news".
A spokeman for the band said, "the boys have never heard of Eurovison but frankly they'd do anything for fame".
At this point we'd normally post one of our favourite videos from the bands back catalogue, but in this case we don't have any.