Thursday, September 11, 2008


Is it Cliff or Dr Carl Kennedy!

Cliff Richard and Woolworths are plotting to get Cliffs new single to Number 1!

Woolworths are dropping out of the CD singles market and have decided to join Forces with Cliff Richard (The Axis of Evil) in an attempt to get his new single to Number 1 and go out with a bang. In doing so they would have aided Cliff in his mission to have a number 1 in every decade for the last 60 years. Cliff has had number 1's in the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's. Try as he might a number 1 selling record has eluded the Peter Pan of pop in the noughties (isn't that because they're all shite).

Commenting on his chart success, Cliff on GMTV recently said "no one can catch me now". What modesty!

Needless to say we will not be including a clip of Cliff's new musical offering!

Instead we thought we'd have Westlife's Seasons The Sun. Not just because it's a great song but also because this is the song which stopped Cliff's Millennium Prayer from reaching Number 1. A service for which the boys from Westlife were collectively awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Mother Teresa had been in the running that year but when she heard what the boys had achieved she stepped out of the race for the prestigious award claiming "it's a miracle".

Unfortuneately Westlife disabled the embedded code on YouTube so we can't show you the video, but if you click here you can watch it via a handy YouTube link!

Your country needs you!!!

Boycott Woolworths and buy as many Kate Perry, I kissed a Girl singles (as previously featured on Popplastic) as you can fit in handbags and manbags.

Stop Cliff . . .

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